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lamb periods

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Published by dickdog, on June 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 am. Filled under: foodNo Comments

daily meditation iii 6/21

koan: make space into a salad and bring it here.

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Published by dickdog, on June 21st, 2010 at 5:26 pm. Filled under: daily meditationNo Comments

daily meditation ii 6/21

We live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality. We are that reality. When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything.

That is all.

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Published by dickdog, on June 21st, 2010 at 11:46 am. Filled under: daily meditation1 Comment

daily meditation 6/21

koan: what is the last word?

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Published by dickdog, on June 21st, 2010 at 11:28 am. Filled under: daily meditationNo Comments

yusuf islam’s balls are discontinuous

father & son

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Published by dickdog, on June 21st, 2010 at 9:20 am. Filled under: furries,music Tags: , , , , No Comments

***random daily dick: dickdog presents: nobel surprize***

nobel

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Published by dickdog, on October 10th, 2009 at 7:14 am. Filled under: furries Tags: , , , , No Comments

3 morning considerations

i need to poop. dunkin’ donuts is to blame.

i like this guy. he’s a true patriot.

children are the future. except for the sick ones.

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Published by dickdog, on June 15th, 2010 at 9:40 am. Filled under: food,fuck Tags: , , , , , , , No Comments

creepo shit (buried alive)

strange birds in the alley / how many birds are buried within / birds scratch scratch scratching away

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Published by dickdog, on June 14th, 2010 at 11:49 am. Filled under: fuck,furries Tags: , , , , , No Comments

world cup safety

as everyone knows south africa is a fucked and more fucked place. it is made up of evil people with scary accents or hapless people with stilted accents. it is also overrun with dangerous wild animals. it is more likely to be mauled in south africa than anywhere else in the world. they have sharks too. be wary:

even more hazardous than the baboons however are the rare south african spider bitches.

BE EVER VIGILANT AGAINST SPIDER BITCHES!!!!! or you DIE!!!!!!!!!!

pray that jombie may save you

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Published by dickdog, on June 10th, 2010 at 5:04 pm. Filled under: furries Tags: , , , , , , No Comments

pablo picasso will forever be an asshole


shitbag blackhawks fan: holy shit bro! we fucking won! stanley cup champs BI-ATCH!!!!!!!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: that’s right dude! gonna dip my cock and balls in lord stanley’s motherfucking finger bowl bitches! my NTUZ are gonna smell like lemon scented pledge! WOOOHOOO fuck yeah, SWEET!!!!!!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude, i’m gonna take the cup up to lookout point and suck on its titties just like mary sue ellen in 11th grade!!!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: hells yeah dude!!!!!!!  WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND!!!!!!!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: WE’LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END!!!!! we won!!! we’re done with that shit!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: i’m gonna blow freddie mercury’s dead corpse cock!!!!!!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: huh?

other shitbag blackhawks fan: me and brain may are gonna circle jerk in lord stanley’s mother fizzer then finger paint blackhawk logos all over each others faces!!!!!!!!!!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: uh, okay. SWEET DUDE!!!! FUCK YOU PHILLY! GO HAWKS!!!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: wow, dude, i feel like strangely deflated somehow. like there was this illusion that somehow my life had changed followed byt eh brutal realization that it hadn’t.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah, like really, this is all just some kinda fucked trick. like we filled this space in time, in our minds, with hockey and we supposedly just reached the pinnacle of that obsession, yet it all feels strangely empty and unsatisfying.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude. I’m gonna hammer lord stanley’s cup to my chest and it will collect all my drool which i will then use to make kampucha that i will spread drink from freddie mercury dead corpse eyeball sockets!!!!!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: NOICE!!!!!!!!!

THE END

part 1, part 2

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llamas and pirate bitches

nuff said.

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Published by dickdog, on June 9th, 2010 at 3:35 pm. Filled under: YES!!!!,furries Tags: , , , No Comments
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