shitbag blackhawks fan: oh my fricking gawd, that’s like the coolest shit i’ve ever seen in my life. fuck yeah. go hawks!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: that’s soooo badass. that’s so fucking money bro!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude, we’re gonna win the cup bitches! lord stanley suck my cock motherfuckers!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck yeah dude!!! but wait, that statue, you know, that looks like a monkey though, you know, more than a hawk.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: ya think? a monkey, huh? i can see that.  he’s got some some wings or some shit though right?

other shitbag blackhawks fan: well, yeah, or he could be like mating, they do that ya know.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck? yeah, i did know that.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: no like arch their backs and shit, like too look bigger and more terrifying. it attracts more mates.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: cool. makes sense.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: go hawks.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude.