father & son

strange birds in the alley / how many birds are buried within / birds scratch scratch scratching away

as everyone knows south africa is a fucked and more fucked place. it is made up of evil people with scary accents or hapless people with stilted accents. it is also overrun with dangerous wild animals. it is more likely to be mauled in south africa than anywhere else in the world. they have sharks too. be wary:

even more hazardous than the baboons however are the rare south african spider bitches.

BE EVER VIGILANT AGAINST SPIDER BITCHES!!!!! or you DIE!!!!!!!!!!

pray that jombie may save you

nuff said.

“yes my friend, the vagina of the giant spring hare is most succulent. please sample, but do not become greedy. it will ruin a man. your wife will seem a dry husk, your daughter no better.”

bill jr., he was a daredevil!!!!!

top searches to find this hallowed site:

lame-o fag hipster squid: 999999999

NOT THAT PAGAN YOGA

so i went to reggie’s last night to see starina, who is a friend of a friend. while there i saw a poster that informed me that gilby clarke was playing soon. like sixth string GNR gilby clarke. fuck yes. it actually turned out my same friend had played with gilby and recounted tales of his ultrawinnerdom. double fuck yes. ANYWAY, so today i downloaded Use Your Illusion 1 & 2 and they still fucking make one totally kickass album.

and yes, duff is the reason i started playing bass oh those many moons ago. cause he’s like super cool dude. i met him in denver and he was nice and not a dick like anthony keidas who was a dick. fucking dick.

just dropped papa dick off at the aeropuerto. came home to discover that elves had left a pink castle full of small shrieking girl children in my next door neighbor’s yard. thank god for small miracles, don’t they say? yes, they do. i will proceed to grant wishes for the lucky few who show fluency with my wand. HAR effing HAR

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but hey, fuck it! 3 weeks off smokes!!!!!!

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