Now this fuckin’ guy. Geez. You’ve heard that al-Qaeda’s trying to come up from Mexico and EXPLODE our freedoms and liberties, right? Gettin’ visas and the like from that commie prick down there in Venezuela, Dirty Sanchez or somebody, right? Well shit if that ain’t just the tip a the ol’ godbedamned iceberg. They’s coming in from the north too! Wearing costumes! Them scruffy bastards already look half lumberjacky anyway! Fuck if it ain’t the truth. And Here’s me thinking that hot number Sara had our rear flank. You just can’t trust a woman to do nothing, no way! Listen up now boyo and listen good. Yer life may be depending on this shit, and not just that but the FREEDOM of our fucking NATION!!! U-S-A! U-S-A! If you spot one of these pricks, there’s like a secret method of uncovery: there’s one way to tell ‘em apart from them faggot Canadians. Just one. This right here is it. They got yellow eyes like SATAN. Uh huh. Now go get em! YEEHAW!!!

Abu Zubi McNasti’s visa photo, taken in 1991, shows a vicious man determined threaten the America way of life, OUR way of life. If you doubt it, the mustache should be enough to turn your flip-floppin’ terrorist-appeasing heart cold. Has a man with a mustache like that ever been up to any good???????? See the squiggly lines on the back???? That’s the way these people TALK!!!!! In squiggly LINES!!!!!!!

This_photo_was surreptitiously spirited out of the Consular Office of the United States Embassy in Damascus, Syria at great risk of life and limb. It was done to protect YOUR freedom. Faggots, drug eaters and hippies WANTED to give this man a visa, thankfully, God bless, now they CAN’T!!!!

In a continuing public service, here at adventures of dickdog we are posting pictures of suspected terrorists. This charming fellow below has been linked to a nefarious plot to destroy a major production plant somewhere in the United States. Know accomplices include a man in a top hat and an elderly gentleman confined to his bed. Be on the look out!!!!!!!

We’re rounding out a week of rooten’ tooten’ terrorism with a new character, Oscar bin Meyer, the notorious sausage bomber. Look for him to join the rest of the gang soon. Perhaps to murder infidels (or make them eat pork). Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. No shit!!!! Woohoo!!!! Allah’u Akbar!!!!!!!