shitbag blackhawks fan: TWO – OOOHH BRO, fuck yah, we gonna sweep them philly fucks!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: right on dude, Ima gonna stick a cheesesteak up yer bunghole motherfuckers! Lord Stanley’s gonna take a dump on the liberty bell fuckers!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: woohoooo! Fuck yeah dude. 4 games and it’s over dude. Mark it down, what I said, just right now. fuck yeah. Kick ass dude. KANE! KANE! KANE!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: right on bro! woohoo!….. hey dude wait a second. That’s like the most badass thing I’ve ever seen.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: what dude? Mr. T fighting UFC?

other shitbag blackhawks fan: no dude, but that’d be pretty wicked. But check out that lion bro.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: which lion dude?

other shitbag blackhawks fan: the lion over there with the blackhawks helmet on.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: oh my fucking god. That is so badass. There’s a lion. And it’s a blackhawks fan. FUCK YOU PHILLY! Eat a dick bitches! They don’t got lions prowling the streets and shit in hockey gear. Fuck yeah. GO HAWKS!!!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: woo dude, I just had a thought. What’s that big ass building behind the lion? What if the lion is like guarding treasure or some shit inside. Like gold and jewels and naked bitches?

first shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck yes dude. And like beer and mad weed. And like a big screen TV and nachos and shit cause its like hockey lion.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: that would be so fucking sick bro. we should check it out.

TO BE CONTINUED……

check out part 1 HERE

shitbag blackhawks fan: oh my fricking gawd, that’s like the coolest shit i’ve ever seen in my life. fuck yeah. go hawks!!!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: that’s soooo badass. that’s so fucking money bro!

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude, we’re gonna win the cup bitches! lord stanley suck my cock motherfuckers!

other shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck yeah dude!!! but wait, that statue, you know, that looks like a monkey though, you know, more than a hawk.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: ya think? a monkey, huh? i can see that.  he’s got some some wings or some shit though right?

other shitbag blackhawks fan: well, yeah, or he could be like mating, they do that ya know.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck? yeah, i did know that.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: no like arch their backs and shit, like too look bigger and more terrifying. it attracts more mates.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: cool. makes sense.

other shitbag blackhawks fan: go hawks.

first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude.