of adopting this little guy earlier. just wanted to walk in and take him back to dickdog lair and teach him the mystical ways. this dog is primo. the guy next to him was pretty damn special too.
here’s the place. somebody go rescue an animal.
as if i needed any more proof that visual artists are somewhat, shall we say, challenged-in-the-whole-putting-intelligent-words-in-a-sensible-order-one-after-another thing, than, well, bravo’s sweet show work of art, here is yet another fine artist willing to oblige me. brendan sullivan from lvl 3′s weak sauce show feeble intimacy, and feeble it was. and what the fuck is feeble intimacy anyhow? does that even make sense? is it possible to be feeble and intimate? wouldn’t intimacy imply some sort of strength of feeling? GAWD!!!! just draw or paint or whatever you do.
here’s the totally uninteresting piece (in part):
here’s the totally obvious typo:
my suggestion, ya know, if you’re gonna print this stuff out real big and stupid,
ps. if you see any typos here. get over it, it’s a fucking blog douchebag, not my special little art show.
went to the Boris show at the Metro last night. Never been there. Not a big fan. Weird layout, or weird in that it’s hard to see. Lotta people. Last time I saw Boris there were like 40 people at the Bottletree in Birmingham, AL. Small venues and crowds for awesome bands.
shitbag blackhawks fan: TWO – OOOHH BRO, fuck yah, we gonna sweep them philly fucks!
other shitbag blackhawks fan: right on dude, Ima gonna stick a cheesesteak up yer bunghole motherfuckers! Lord Stanley’s gonna take a dump on the liberty bell fuckers!
first shitbag blackhawks fan: woohoooo! Fuck yeah dude. 4 games and it’s over dude. Mark it down, what I said, just right now. fuck yeah. Kick ass dude. KANE! KANE! KANE!
other shitbag blackhawks fan: right on bro! woohoo!….. hey dude wait a second. That’s like the most badass thing I’ve ever seen.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: what dude? Mr. T fighting UFC?
other shitbag blackhawks fan: no dude, but that’d be pretty wicked. But check out that lion bro.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: which lion dude?
other shitbag blackhawks fan: the lion over there with the blackhawks helmet on.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: oh my fucking god. That is so badass. There’s a lion. And it’s a blackhawks fan. FUCK YOU PHILLY! Eat a dick bitches! They don’t got lions prowling the streets and shit in hockey gear. Fuck yeah. GO HAWKS!!!!!
other shitbag blackhawks fan: woo dude, I just had a thought. What’s that big ass building behind the lion? What if the lion is like guarding treasure or some shit inside. Like gold and jewels and naked bitches?
first shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck yes dude. And like beer and mad weed. And like a big screen TV and nachos and shit cause its like hockey lion.
other shitbag blackhawks fan: that would be so fucking sick bro. we should check it out.
TO BE CONTINUED……
didn’t mention it before, but went to go see this the other day with pascal. quite the show. heart-rending. totally gay though.
shitbag blackhawks fan: oh my fricking gawd, that’s like the coolest shit i’ve ever seen in my life. fuck yeah. go hawks!!!
other shitbag blackhawks fan: that’s soooo badass. that’s so fucking money bro!
first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude, we’re gonna win the cup bitches! lord stanley suck my cock motherfuckers!
other shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck yeah dude!!! but wait, that statue, you know, that looks like a monkey though, you know, more than a hawk.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: ya think? a monkey, huh? i can see that. he’s got some some wings or some shit though right?
other shitbag blackhawks fan: well, yeah, or he could be like mating, they do that ya know.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: fuck? yeah, i did know that.
other shitbag blackhawks fan: no like arch their backs and shit, like too look bigger and more terrifying. it attracts more mates.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: cool. makes sense.
other shitbag blackhawks fan: go hawks.
first shitbag blackhawks fan: yeah dude.
