on the occasion of our hundredth post, we have some sad news to impart: dickdog will be leaving us. his return is uncertain. we will be taking some time to collect ourselves to deal with this loss and and subsequently will not be posting for a while. we will be back, though we don’t know when. perhaps he will return too. in either event, we are confident we will come back even stronger. it’s been real.

my get out of jail free card

sitting in queens, eating refried beans…

Now this fuckin’ guy. Geez. You’ve heard that al-Qaeda’s trying to come up from Mexico and EXPLODE our freedoms and liberties, right? Gettin’ visas and the like from that commie prick down there in Venezuela, Dirty Sanchez or somebody, right? Well shit if that ain’t just the tip a the ol’ godbedamned iceberg. They’s coming in from the north too! Wearing costumes! Them scruffy bastards already look half lumberjacky anyway! Fuck if it ain’t the truth. And Here’s me thinking that hot number Sara had our rear flank. You just can’t trust a woman to do nothing, no way! Listen up now boyo and listen good. Yer life may be depending on this shit, and not just that but the FREEDOM of our fucking NATION!!! U-S-A! U-S-A! If you spot one of these pricks, there’s like a secret method of uncovery: there’s one way to tell ‘em apart from them faggot Canadians. Just one. This right here is it. They got yellow eyes like SATAN. Uh huh. Now go get em! YEEHAW!!!