as everyone knows south africa is a fucked and more fucked place. it is made up of evil people with scary accents or hapless people with stilted accents. it is also overrun with dangerous wild animals. it is more likely to be mauled in south africa than anywhere else in the world. they have sharks too. be wary:

even more hazardous than the baboons however are the rare south african spider bitches.

BE EVER VIGILANT AGAINST SPIDER BITCHES!!!!! or you DIE!!!!!!!!!!

pray that jombie may save you